Thursday, February 18, 2010

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Politics SMS

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-AzamLiaqut Ali = Qaid-e-MillatFatima Jinnah = Madar-e-MillatPervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS
Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwater
Musharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
posted in Politics SMS
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”“Dard-e-bhutto”Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS, Politics SMS
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go,the scarcer it becomes.
posted in Politics SMS
Promising young man should go into politics
A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.
posted in Politics SMS
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
In politics,your enemies can’t hurt you,but your friends will kill you.
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-AzamLiaqut Ali = Qaid-e-MillatFatima Jinnah = Madar-e-MillatPervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS
Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwater
Musharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
posted in Politics SMS
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”“Dard-e-bhutto”Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
posted in Funny SMS, Poetry SMS, Politics SMS
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go,the scarcer it becomes.
posted in Politics SMS
Promising young man should go into politics
A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.
posted in Politics SMS
In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
In politics,your enemies can’t hurt you,but your friends will kill you.
Pollution of democracy
The flood of moneythat gushes into politicstoday is a pollution of democracy.
posted in Politics SMS
Politics is the gentle art of….
Politics is the gentle artof getting votes from the poorand campaign funds from the rich,by promising to protect each from the other.
posted in Politics SMS
Good leaders are like baseball umpires
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;they go practically unnoticedwhen doing their jobs right.
posted in Politics SMS
A good leader is a person
A good leader is a personwho takes a little more thanhis share of the blameanda little less than his share of the credit.
posted in Politics SMS
Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby.An alimentary canal witha big appetite at one endand no sense of responsibility at the other.
posted in Politics SMS
The more u observe about this Politics thing
The more you read andobserve about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each partyis worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
posted in Politics SMS
Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics
Those who are too smartto engage in politicsare punished by being governedby those who are dumber.
posted in Politics SMS
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,or the holders of power…become lovers of wisdom.
The return of phoolan devi (bb)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!“The return of phoolan devi”,Directed by Condi Rice,Scripted in London &Produced by GHQ.Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),Character Actor:MusharrafSupporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,Dancer: Sherry,Music: MQM&Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
posted in Politics SMS
Any party which takes credit for the rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not besurprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.-Dwight Morrow

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Ramadan SMS

Pay zakat-ul-fitr before going to EID prayer
The Prophet orderedthe people to payZakat-ul-Fitrbefore going tothe Eid prayer.
posted in Ramadan SMS
Search for the Night of Qadr
Narrated Aisha:Allah’s Apostle said,Search for the Night of Qadr inthe odd nights ofthe last ten days of Ramadan
posted in Ramadan SMS
Practice aitakaf in last 10 days of ramadan
Allah’s Apostle used topractice a aitakaf inthe last ten days ofthe holy month of Ramadan,May Allah removes all the hurdlesand make it easy to follow our prophet.
posted in Ramadan SMS
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay
Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,
Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai
posted in Poetry SMS, Ramadan SMS
As the mountain high
As the mountain high,U move without sigh;like the white linen flair,Purity is always an affair;As sunshine creates morning glory,fragrance fills years as flory;with the immaculate eternal smile,attached to u mile after mile;All darkness is far away,As light is on its way;Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
posted in Ramadan SMS
Happy Ramadan ul mubarak
hum ap k dil main rehte hain,Is liye her dard sehte hain,
Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain
posted in Poetry SMS, Ramadan SMS
Good Luck 4 Ramzan
BestLeader – AllahGuide – QuaranLyrics – AazanLoyality – ImaanRequest – DuaProtection – FitraOath – KalmaExercise – NamaazSelf Control – RozaSo Good Luck 4 Ramazan
Ramzan in details
Ramzan in details
R-Roza RakhoA-Allah se daroM-Masjid ko jaoZ-Zakat bantoA-A’maal ache karoN-Namaz parho
Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho
posted in Ramadan SMS
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan
Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,4 weeks of barkat,30 days of forgiveness,720 hours of guidance,43200 minutes of purification,2592000 secs of Nuur..!!
Ramadan Mubarak
posted in Ramadan SMS
Praying for a blessed Ramadan
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allahand praying for a blessed Ramadan !
posted in Ramadan SMS
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
He is the one GOD;the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.To Him belong the most beautiful names…He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
posted in Ramadan SMS
Wishing the blessings of Ramadan
Wishing you and your familythe blessings of Ramadan.
Ramadan Mubarak !!
posted in Ramadan SMS
Whoever stood for the prayers in the night
Prophet said:“Whoever stood for the prayersin the night of Qadr out of sincerefaith and hoping for a reward from Allah,then all his previous sins will be forgiven”
posted in Ramadan SMS
In Ramazan, quran was sent down
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,as a guide to mankind,also clear (Signs) for guidanceand judgment (between right and wrong).
posted in Ramadan SMS
Packing start kar do
Packing Start Kardoo,Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
Fortunate Is The OneWho Has Learned To Admire,But Not To Envy.Good Wishes For A Joyous RamadanAnd A Happy New Year With A PlentyOf Peace And Prosperity.
posted in Ramadan SMS
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitrunless he had eaten some dates.Anas also narrated:The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
posted in Ramadan SMS
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
Dear!May Divine Pour His blessings on youlike rain throughout this holy monthrecite Quran for blessingsb caring about your prayersthe Merciful will give u more thanyour heart desires.
“Ramadan Mubarak”
posted in Ramadan SMS
The blessed month
It’s the month when the devils are chained,the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.May Allah shower his blessings andgrant you forgiveness in this holy month.
posted in Ramadan SMS
Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak
Today i pray that:-Happiness be at ur doorMay it knock earlyStay late & leave the gift of Allah’sPeace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the timeIrrespective of any occasion
posted in Eid SMS, Ramadan SMS
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Iamcomingtourhousetogiveualltypesofhappinesssuccess&joyplzwelcomemeafter fewminutesUknow
I’mUr’s….*Ramadan*Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-MubarakHappy Ramadan MubarakRemember me in ur prayers.
posted in Ramadan SMS
1st holy fast begins
As the Fajar azan beginsAnd the 1st holy fast beginsMay Allah bless you with happinessand grace your home with warmth & peace.
posted in Ramadan SMS
Wish u a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up youand your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the mostbrightest and choicest happiness andlove you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you theutmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadanshow us the way and lead us together on thepath of peace and social harmony
Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
Welcome Ramadan
Welcome Ramadan Walk humblyTalk politelyDress neatlyTreat kindlyPray attentivelyDonate generouslyMay ALLAH bless & protect you…
posted in Ramadan SMS
The holy month of Ramadan beings
As the crescent moon is sighted…And the holy month of Ramadan begins…May Allah bless you with happinessandgrace your home with warmth & peace !
posted in Ramadan SMS
Validity for taking food
Dear friend,Your validity for taking foodduring the day time has expired.
Please fast next 30 daysto resume your day time food.
Thank you for eating.Happy Ramazan
posted in Ramadan SMS
The holy month of Ramadan
The holy month of Ramadan,For all Muslims has begun.Praising Allah through the day,From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,Trying hard to do good deeds.Wishing you wonderful Ramadan.
posted in Ramadan SMS
Recipe of Ramadan
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of CareA Plate of LoveA Spoon of PeaceA Fork of Truth &A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.Enjoy This Meal.RAMADAN MUBARAK
posted in Ramadan SMS
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
May the festival of lights be the harbingerof joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion ofRamadan is here and the atmosphere isfilled with the spirit of mirth and love,here is hoping this festival of beauty bringsyour way, bright sparkles of contentment,that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
posted in Ramadan SMS
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan
As the candle light flame,Ur life may always be happiness claim;
As the mountain high,U move without sigh;like the white linen flair,Purity is always an affair;As sunshine creates morning glory,fragrance fills years as flory;with the immaculate eternal smile,attached to u mile after mile;All darkness is far away,As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

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Get Well Soon SMS

Get well quick, u lazy bum,
Get well quick, u lazy bum,There’s lots of work to do.If u stay sick, it’s more work for me,And I’d rather it was for u.
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
Be the sky above you,Blue soft be the road below you,Affection be the breeze around you,I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
I very well know the reason
I very well know the reason,why u r taking too long to recover,u r realy being nurse-d there.joke a part, but still,wishing u speedy recovery
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
Heard that you”re not feeling well
Heard that you”re not feeling well.So brought flowers for you tomake you feel Healthier and Happier.Get Well Soon!
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
You r feeling down
You are feeling downand so am i with u NOT around.Hope you get back inthe swing of things real soon.
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
We hope to see you up
Take good care of yourself, friend.We hope to see you up andrunning and back at garden again.The place just isn”t the same without you.
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
Take good care of yourself
You mean a lot to me….and so does your Health and Happiness.So Here’s a wish to say& Take good care of Yourself !
Big bunch 2 say get well soon
IfwisheswereflowersIwouldsendYouAbigbunchtosay….“Get Well Soon”
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
Wish u a cure soon & healthy days ahead
Early in the morning sun rise with many hopes but its set hopelessly.All the flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfullyn tonight all d stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining,because they all knows my friend is sick.Wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
May the little flowers lying in gloom
May the little flowers lying in gloom,Rise and bloom, swaying endlessly,this way and that way,morn to dusk everyday, Get well soon.
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
I hope you’re feeling better,
I hope you’re feeling better,I miss you every day.I’m always thinking of you,So this is what I say,Get Well Soon!
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick
Why u ch0ose this particular time to get sick,Seems to us an insensitive choice.So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;Come back so we all can rejuice!We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;Get your sorry behind off that bed.Try positive thinking to get back to work.Your illness is all in your head!At least that’s what we hope.Looking forward to your return.Get Well Soon.
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
You r getting better & better
Just close ur eyes &feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god&pretend that u r b’come better & betterevery moment,get well soon dear
posted in Get Well Soon SMS
May u may not get well that soon
May u may not get well that soon. so that u are able to enjoy thecompany of the demsels and get injected at regular intervals withthe vial of life! So would u call me your enemy or ur well wisher?Please tell me even i don”t know.

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Smile SMS

Smile meanings
Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)Pagal ey oy
posted in Funny SMS, Smile SMS
Behind A SMILE
You Can Hide Alot …Behind A SMILE
AB r o k e nH e a r t
S h a t t e r e dD r e a m s
L o n g i n gD e s i r e s …
posted in Smile SMS
24 smiles for u
24 SmileS..
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) :-) :-) :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]
posted in Eid SMS, Smile SMS
Shakespear said don’t worry!
Shakespear said don’t worry!because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.Always smile and be happy
posted in Smile SMS
I close my eyes and think of you
Some times….When I’m all alone.I close my eyes and think of you…and the thought of your love wormsme inside and make me smile.
posted in Smile SMS
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,White 2 ur teeth,Pink colour 2 ur lips,Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling&enjoy the colours of life
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS
A cute little smile 4 breakfast
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.A cute little smile 4 breakfast.More laughs 4 lunch.Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
Your smile may be a pearl for someone
Some times ur existencegives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be thedesire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself.
posted in Smile SMS
Girls misuse it, models sell it
Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it!Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!
posted in Smile SMS
SMILE stands for
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,M: Makes u special,I: Increases ur face value,L: Lifts up ur spirits,E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
posted in Smile SMS
Missing me and reading my SMS
Let me guess what U R doing…Reading book?Na Na!Listining Music?Uhu!Watching TV?Nah!Caught U!Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!Oh now U R smiling.
posted in Smile SMS
Smile is a language of Love
Smile is a language of Love.Smile is a way to get success,Smile is to win the hearts.Smile improves ur personality.So, keep smiling :)
posted in Smile SMS
Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
Smiling is infectious,you catch it like the flu.when someone smiled at me today,I started smiling too.I passed around the corner,and someone saw my grin.when he smiled I realized.I’d passed it on to him!I thought about that smile,then I realized it’s worth.a single smile just like mine,could travel round the Earth
posted in Smile SMS
Smile in ease, smile in pain
Smile in ease,Smile in pain,Smile when trouble,pour like rain,smile when someone hurt ur fellings,smiles you know are very hailng…
posted in Smile SMS
Thousands of languages around this world
Thousands of languages around this worldbut“smile” can beat them all.Because“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..

Always Be Happy
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;Not because life is full of reasons to smilebut because your smile itself is a reasonfor many others to smile. . .
posted in Smile SMS
Reason for everything
There is always a reason 4 everythingA reason 2 liveA reason 2 dieA reason 2 cry,But if u can?t find a reason to smileCan I be the reason 4 a while:)
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS
Smile On Your Face
Rose is Famous 4 Grace…Advocate is Famous 4 his Case…Horses r Famous 4 Race…But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face…!have a nice day
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS
Smile for each hour
:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
For You,
One For Each Hour.!So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS
posted in Smile SMS
Smile For The Ones You Love…
Smile For The Ones You Love…A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Smile SMS
My smile is incomplete
In the morning,sun gazes at me to make me happy…Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…Birds sings to make me smile….But my dear,They dont know thatmy smile is incomplete untilI remember your face…
posted in Good Morning SMS, Love SMS, Smile SMS
Be happy forever
In our lifehappiness is more important than smilecause smile comes from lipsbut happiness comes from the heartsoBE HAPPY FOREVER

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Good Luck SMS

A sweeter smile, a brighter day
A sweeter smile,A brighter day,Hope everything turns out better 4 u 2morrow.May ALLAH be with you always.
Good Luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
May God stay with u this day
May God stay with u this day&give u peace of mind.
May God give u a happy heart&his love all the time. Good luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
Share with the one who knows U
Care for the one who shares with U,Share with the one who knows U,Know the one who misses U,MISS the one who well wishes for U,Wish u a very Good Luck!
posted in Good Luck SMS
With my 1 heart 2 eyes
With my1 Heart…2 eyes…5 litre blood…206 bones…1.2million Red Cells…60 trillion D.N.A.’s…I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
posted in Good Luck SMS
Meaning of some colors
Meaning of some colors,Yellow for special friend,white for peace,orange 4 luck,black for hate,red for love andpink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower.Wish u good luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
Love yourself first
Love yourself firstandeverything else falls into line.You really have to love yourselfto get anything done in this world.Good Luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
There is no perfect life
Life never seems to bethe way we want it,but we live it in thebest way we can.
There is no perfect life but wecan fill it with perfect moments
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,har more per frishtay hon sath tere,har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…
best wishes forever & good luck
posted in Good Luck SMS, Poetry SMS
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Good Luck & All the best
posted in Good Luck SMS, Poetry SMS
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smallerbutit will make climbing easier.Hope you will be able to climball your mountains always.Good Luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
When things go wrong…
When things go wrong…when sadness fills ur heart…when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things1—GOD2—ur parents3—my sincere prayers…..GOOD LUCK&God bless u.
posted in Good Luck SMS
To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,We must not only act,But also dream,Not only plan but also believe,Best wishes for your exam.
posted in Exam SMS, Good Luck SMS
Fly in the plane of Ambition
Fly in the plane of Ambition&Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours,Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…
Good Luck
posted in Good Luck SMS
Never say u r happy when u r sad
never say u r happy when u r sad..never say u r fine when u r not ok..never say u feel good when u feel bad,..never say u r alone when i m still alive…good luck and best wishes for ever………….
posted in Good Luck SMS
Happiness as light as air.
Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.Friends as solid as diamonds andsuccess as bright as gold.These r my wishes 4 you today n everyday…Good luck
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it
Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it.Good Luck
posted in Good Luck SMS, Wise SMS Quotes
Rain of summer, snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of winter,grace of autumn, glory of spring,May beauty of every seasongive ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.Good luck & all the best
posted in Exam SMS, Good Luck SMS
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry?Never mind I have two bowls,1 for wishes and1 for luck.Wishes are mine andluck is yours.you can take it or leave it,choice is yours.
posted in Good Luck SMS
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas
Stealing the blue from the splashing seas,A tinge of green from the youthful trees,A bit of orange from the sunset hues,With crystal white from the morning dews,I have framed a bright and colourful wishJust for you……………Good Luck!

Broken Heart SMS

We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.ButAfter Achieving Those Qualities,We Never Love Again!
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Love SMS, Sad SMS
Some hurt by word some by action
Some people hurt by words & some by action…But the biggest hurt i believe isthat someone ignoring uwhen u value them bigger than anything else!
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Sad SMS
Lonely road of broken dreams
I’m A Lonely Road OfBroken Dreams
Its A Boulevard ThatI’m Searching For
These Stars Are AllSo Dull
Its The Moon That I’mSearching For
Happiness Is So AngryAt Me
Its Life That I’mSearching For
There Is A CrowdAround Me At All Times
Its a Friend That I’mSearching For
My Life Is Just LikePath
Its A Destination ThatI’m Searching For
Don’t Know What Is ItThat I’ve Lost
May Be Its ‘ME’ ThatI’m Searching For !!
posted in Broken Heart SMS
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete
Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,
apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Poetry SMS
Wohi loog yaad aney lagey
Jinhein bhulaney mein yaro, barey zamaney lagayJub dil dukha tou wohi loog yaad aney lagey
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Poetry SMS
Break my heart
Break my heartdestroy my soulandleave me cryingi’d still love youandi won’t expect you tolove me in return …
posted in Broken Heart SMS
Some broken heart…
Some broken heart, may never mend,Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,But my love for you will never die…
Forget the times …
Forget the times he walked by,Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,Remember now he’s just your friend.
posted in Broken Heart SMS
Difference b/w promises & memories
Best diference between PROMISES and MEMORIES…
PROMISE: we break them.....MEMORIES: they break us.
posted in Broken Heart SMS
I have been replaced
I have tried to move onbut with every guyI feel more & morelike I’ll never be able to replace u.And the sad thing is…I know I have already been replaced
posted in Broken Heart SMS
Still i love her
Even though,she hates me in every movement of life ,but i love her with very seconds,not because she has broken my heart,but she as thought me to live with broken heart,
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Love SMS
The pain of broke heart
IF you broke heart any one.one day your own heart willbroke some one.Than you know the pain ofbroke heart.
posted in Broken Heart SMS
I Just Stopped Showing Love
The most beautiful wordsby a wounded heart“I Never Stopped Loving You,I Just Stopped Showing It”…
posted in Broken Heart SMS
Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….
Log apna bana k chor detey hain,Apno se rishta tod k ghairon se jod detey hain,Ham toa ik phool na tod saktey,Najaney log dil kaisey tod detey hain….
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Poetry SMS
Wo sunta to main kehta
Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.
Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz
Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi rozKamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz
Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko mananeMujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz
kabi b maine to socha b nahi thaVo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz
Har roz aieene sey yehi poochti hun maeKia rukh pe tabassum sajayein gein kisi roz?
Urney do in parindon ko azaad fizaon meinTumhare hon agar to lout ayein gein kisi roz
Apne sitam ka dekh lena khud hi Saqi tumZakham e jigar tamaam log dekhein gein kisi roz !
posted in Broken Heart SMS, Ghazal SMS
khush rehne ki duaaein di hain
Is dil ke har dhadkan ka ehsaas ho tum.Tum kya jaano hamare liye kitne khaas ho tum.
juda ho k tumne hame maut se bhi battar sazaa di hai,Phir bhi is tadapte dil ne tumhe khush rehne ki duaaein di hai.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Marriage SMS

Definition of most successful married life
Most successfulHappy married life isDefined as.....“Yet to be seen”
posted in Marriage SMS
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:Roses are red, sky is blue,O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:Roses are dead,I have flu,don’t come near me,Paray hatt tuu,
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Remember your wife birthday
The most effectiveway 2 rememberur wife’s birthdayis 2 forget it once.
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husbandsaid to you when he woke that morning?”Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”Witness: “My name is Susan.”
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOTallow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICEfor the same Mistake.
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?He: No! don’t even think about itShe: do you love me ?He:ofcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!She:can I trust u?He:yes..She: Darling!
After marriage…Now simply read from bottom to top
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives alwaysstand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.All your relatives were standing behind u!
posted in Marriage SMS
I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
posted in Marriage SMS
Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance torun away…!!
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.He issued orders that only marriedmen would be employed.Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:Because married men are more obedient.
posted in Marriage SMS, Santa Banta SMS
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be betweena Blind wife and a deaf husband.Michel de Montaigne
posted in Marriage SMS
Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don’t even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why are you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
posted in Marriage SMS
Telling a lie
Telling a lie isFault 4 a little boyan Art 4 a loveran Accomplishment 4 a bachelorand a Matter of survival 4 a married man
posted in Marriage SMS
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered
posted in Marriage SMS
When a man holds a woman hands?
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s handbefore marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
posted in Marriage SMS
Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
posted in Marriage SMS
What is marriage?
What is Marriage?Ans:1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Advertisement of wife wanted
One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
posted in Marriage SMS
Cost to get married
A little kid asks his Dad,“Daddy, how much doesit cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,“I’m still paying for it…”
posted in Marriage SMS
Last two words in yes dear
Grooms, once you marry,please remember that whenyou have a discussionwith your future wife,always try to get thelast two words in: “Yes dear”
posted in Marriage SMS
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
Some people ask the secretof our long marriage.We take time to go to a restauranttwo times a week.A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
posted in Marriage SMS
Marriage is like going to a restaurant
Marriage is like going toa restaurant your choicefrom the menu,Andthen look at neighbourintable n wish you”d ordered that…..
posted in Marriage SMS
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry?Because romance is notthe only element of life.We should also know horror,terror, suspense, irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
posted in Marriage SMS
First marriage is the triumph of
First marriage is the triumph ofimagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is thetriumph of hope over experience
posted in Marriage SMS
The Equation of Marriage
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Marriage is made of trust & understanding
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
posted in Marriage SMS
Golden rule to be happy with man/woman
Golden Rule:-‘To be happy with a man,love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her ”
posted in Marriage SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
Desperate to get married
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in&Those inside are desperate to come out..
posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS
Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

Flirt SMS

Love is an illusion!
Love is an illusion!Its a highly dependency disorderof weak hearted people......People with strong heartsbelieve in FLIRTING :p
posted in Flirt SMS
I want u … To be with me In a
I want u …To be with me In a nice RestaurentTo have candle light dinner…. &to say those sweet three words to U….“Pay The Bill”
posted in Flirt SMS, Misleading SMS
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
AM I CUTE? TESTcall, if i m cutemiss call, if i m gorgeousText back if i m prettyText a joke if i m charmingJust ignore if u r jealous
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Flirt SMS
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
posted in Cool/Decent SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS
Girls look beautiful because….
Why do girls look beautiful?is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because Read the rest of this entry »
posted in Flirt SMS, Misc SMS Jokes
A smile to put you on high
A smile to put you on high…A kiss to set your soul alright…Would it be alright ifI spent tonight being loved by you?
posted in Flirt SMS, Love SMS
I heard that good looks can kill
I heard that good looks can kill…....So, please don’t look at me....I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
if sumone calls u crazy
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute”....lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS
All flowers are sweet but
RoseLotusTulipOrchidSunflowerJasminLillyAll flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,Kyun KGobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS
Love bears all things, Love believes all things
Love bears all things,Love believes all things,Love hopes all things,and most precious of all,Love endures all things.Come we love and make things happy.
posted in Flirt SMS, Love SMS
Girls of 1995 & 2007
GIRLZ OF 1995*“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS
what is the height of flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?When your love letter starts with“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
posted in Flirt SMS
Teri girl friend gaye bazar
twinkle Twinkle little star,teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS
There are only 2 options left
My heart problem hasreached a critical stage.That doctor says:There r only 2 options left…ICUOrU C Me.
posted in Flirt SMS
Love you from the bottom of her heart
Be carefulwhena gal tells u thatshe loves ufrom the bottom of her heart.For this may meanthat there isstill enough spacefor another boyon top!
I always think about U…
I always think about U.I cant live without U.I really need U.I am totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I am crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend (Uroosa)
posted in Flirt SMS
I Love U … I Love U … I Love U
I Love UI Love UI Love UI Love UI Love UI Love UI Love UDon’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p
posted in Flirt SMS
A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
posted in Flirt SMS
I love PAKISTAN
I love PAKISTAN
P= parveenA= asmaK= kiranI= iqraS= seherT= tubaA= aaliaN= nida
PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistani love PAKISTAN
posted in Flirt SMS, Misleading SMS
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
Government of Pakistan hasintroduced a new rule…Good looking people should bethrown out of country!!!U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
posted in Flirt SMS
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad
posted in Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Misleading SMS, Poetry SMS
A B C D E F G H I J K . . . .
A – U’r AttractiveB – U’r D BestC – U’r CuteD – U’r Dear 2 meE – U’r ExcellentF – U’r FunnyG – U’r Gud LookingH – He He HeI – I’mJ – JustK – Kidding
posted in Flirt SMS
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath
Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.
Nagative answer
By expecting a negative answer,Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,the boy reply a negative answer:“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Father's Day SMS

Daughter will snag a better husband
Every mother generally hopes thather daughter will snag a better husbandthan she managed to do…
but
she’s certain that her boy will neverget as great a wife as his father did.
posted in Father's Day SMS
Your guiding hand
Dad, your guidinghand on my shoulderwill remain with me forever.
Happy Father’s Day
posted in Father's Day SMS
Children to have real father.
It is easier for a fatherto have children thanfor children to have a real father.
I’m glad to have u dad, HAPPY FATHERS DAY
posted in Father's Day SMS
Relationship of father to son
If the relationship offather to son couldreally be reduced to biology,the whole earth would blazewith the glory of fathers and sons.
Happy father’s day.
posted in Father's Day SMS
Thanks for being there
Thanks for beingthere through thetears,laughter anddirty diapers.
Happy Father’s Day!
posted in Father's Day SMS
You may be out of sight
You may beout of sightbut you’realways inmy mind.
Happy Fathers’Day
posted in Father's Day SMS
Happy father’s day
Somethingsarejustbetterthewaytheyarelikeyou!
Happy Fathers’Day!
You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me laughYou’ve seen me cryAnd always you were there with meI may not have always said itButthanks and I love youHappy Father’s Day
posted in Father's Day SMS
I miss you daddy
Thank you for being a great dad to us!Your memories will always live in the very core of my heart.I miss you Daddy…Happy Father’s day!
posted in Father's Day SMS
One father
OnefatherismorethanahundredSchoolmasters.
posted in Father's Day SMS
101 Ways to Be a Great Dad
I know just the person who needs“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.Don’t worry it isn’t you!Happy Father’s Day!
posted in Father's Day SMS
Greatest gift from God
The greatest giftI ever hadCame from God;
I call him Dad!