Sardar SMS

Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical ExamExaminer showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s nameSardar:I dont knowExminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…still he was in jail…….why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :Ok! We will apply next year.
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A sardar went to Pizza Hut
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:O 4 hi le aa yaar,8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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Scientific formula of water by sardar
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.Thank you for calling ufone.
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Is that a sun or moon
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,what is a adult joke?
Reply cameany joke which is eighteen years old.
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Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18was not allowed.
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Kept the door open while bathing
Do U know why a sardar ji keptthe door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someonemight see through the “KEY HOLE”.
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2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy
2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,pakka truck accident case hai.
Sardar2: Aaho,truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760
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Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,My wife is ill.As there is no other Husbandin the family to look after her,Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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Latest version of java
Interviewer asked sardarji:Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
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Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain
A sardarji went to aSTD/ISD/PCO SHOP andslapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
It is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these daysGuess why?because somebody had told him thatit is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huunto muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Open lunch box in the middle of the road
Sardarji opens his lunch boxin the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is goingto or coming back from the office
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Sitting on the top of mountain
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….When a person asked what he was doing….He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
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A Teacher lecturing on population
A Teacher lecturing on population –In India after Every 10 sec awoman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up-we must find & stop her!.
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Why r all these people running?
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,why r others running?
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How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?Sardarji thinks N thinks hard&comes to a conclusion:I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?He is the one who erases the notes fromthe book when the teacher erases the board.
This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:I suppose this horrible looking thing iswhat you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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I wanna die like my grandpa
Sardar’s wish : when i die,I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers in thecar he was driving..
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Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.Angry Sardar:“Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
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Nurse, Sardar and blood test
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
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Go and water the plants
Sardar told his servant:Go and water the plants. Servantit’s already raining. Sardar: So what?Take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar : u will go to jail..
Teacher: “I killed a person”convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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The report said, “DELIVERED”
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.Two seconds later a report cameto his phone and he started dancing.The report said, “DELIVERED”.

Sardar proposed a girl……
Sardar proposed a girl……Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….Sardar said Oye no problemsoniye I’ll marry u next year.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him
On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
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You will die within 2 hours
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.Do you want to see any one before you die?Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removinga wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why areyou removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

Interviewee; What is your date of birth?
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?Sardar;nov 28.Interviewer;which year?Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st Aprilwhen conductor asked for ticket.He gave Rs.10/-and took the ticket and said april fool.I have pass.
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A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusinga dead body’s face in a funeral function,suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”Sardar: B.Com final year”
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ATM Jammed because of …
Breaking NewsATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &Not In Working Condition...Because...Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In MachineWhen It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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I want my child to laugh
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancySardar: ALL the child were crying when they bornI want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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Sardar was wearing mosquito net
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito netinstead of bullet proof jacketwhy????Saradar repliedO jis wich machar nai war sakdagoli kithon lange gi
Sardar Bunks office
Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.He saw his wife with his boss.He comes back running office and says,‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.
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Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
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An essay on cricket match
Teacher told all studentsin a class to write an essayon a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
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Chemical symbols & sardar
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
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No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”
Lawyer to sardar
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakhoSardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakhato baat court tak pohanch gaye,ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
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Traffic signal for aeroplane
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower& red light glowing on the top,seeing this he said ?India is developing fast,see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air
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What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a personwho started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Examiner taking practical of sardar
In bio practical:Examiner:Tell me the name ofthis bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a personwho cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,because he cannot hear anything:-)
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A sardar goes to a restaurant
A sardar goes to a restaurantand his cell phone rings.Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine buthow did you know where I was?
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurantand puts his fingeron the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get itbecause he is the owner of restaurant.
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What is a grownup joke?
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:What is a grownup joke?Sardar ji replied:any joke which is eighteen years old
Monkeys play football
Sardar to doctor:When I sleep, monkeysplay football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi honI’m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hayEnglish comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hayI belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
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A child after 3 month of marriage
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancingBalle Balle;->
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I will give both of them
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how manycoins I have in my pocket?Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
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Money wrapped in a rubber band?
Sardarji to others:Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?One said, Yes I didSardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,I found the rubberband!
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Sardar going to shikaar
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara thaWife: y r u standing here?Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha honWife: To jao na..!Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
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What is the fastest thing in world?
Four guys1 from Harward:1 Oxford1 Texas&a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:LightHarvard:ThoughtTexas:Blink of an eyeSardar:It’s loose motions,because last night I was lying in my bed& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,it was over!
Tring Tring Tring.
Tring Tring Tring.
Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.
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How can you make seven even?
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
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Sardar made a call to the airport
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
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A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for trainitne main KHYBER MAIL aa gayeSardar bhag k train mein charhaorapni wife se bolajab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
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Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism mainkahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,Doctor suggested full body Xraywhen he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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50% of sardars are not donkeys
Newspaper Mein News Lugi K“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K“50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys”
The Sardars Celebrated.
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Taxi driver to sardar
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.Friend: Y?Sardar: Got upper berth.Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?Sardar: oye, there was nobody2 exchange in the lower birth..
You are seeing my wife
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.Driver adjusted miror.Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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Sardar always smile during lightning storms
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
A:- They think their picture is being taken.
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Todays dinner should be lite
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing belowa tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him“Today’s dinner should be light”