Marriage SMS

Definition of most successful married life
Most successfulHappy married life isDefined as.....“Yet to be seen”
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
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Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.
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If marriages are made in heaven
Q: If marriages are made in heaven,than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Before & after marriage
Before marriage:Roses are red, sky is blue,O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:Roses are dead,I have flu,don’t come near me,Paray hatt tuu,
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Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.
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Remember your wife birthday
The most effectiveway 2 rememberur wife’s birthdayis 2 forget it once.
What was the first thing
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husbandsaid to you when he woke that morning?”Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women
Why Government do NOTallow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICEfor the same Mistake.
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Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?He: No! don’t even think about itShe: do you love me ?He:ofcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!She:can I trust u?He:yes..She: Darling!
After marriage…Now simply read from bottom to top
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Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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True relatives always stand behind u
True relatives alwaysstand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.All your relatives were standing behind u!
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I was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.
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Thought of long life
Man : Is there any way for long life?Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Last chance to run away
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance torun away…!!
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.He issued orders that only marriedmen would be employed.Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:Because married men are more obedient.
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A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be betweena Blind wife and a deaf husband.Michel de Montaigne
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Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don’t even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why are you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
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Telling a lie
Telling a lie isFault 4 a little boyan Art 4 a loveran Accomplishment 4 a bachelorand a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered
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When a man holds a woman hands?
“When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s handbefore marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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What is marriage?
What is Marriage?Ans:1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..
Advertisement of wife wanted
One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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Cost to get married
A little kid asks his Dad,“Daddy, how much doesit cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,“I’m still paying for it…”
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Last two words in yes dear
Grooms, once you marry,please remember that whenyou have a discussionwith your future wife,always try to get thelast two words in: “Yes dear”
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage
Some people ask the secretof our long marriage.We take time to go to a restauranttwo times a week.A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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Marriage is like going to a restaurant
Marriage is like going toa restaurant your choicefrom the menu,Andthen look at neighbourintable n wish you”d ordered that…..
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Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry?Because romance is notthe only element of life.We should also know horror,terror, suspense, irony,stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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First marriage is the triumph of
First marriage is the triumph ofimagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is thetriumph of hope over experience
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The Equation of Marriage
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
Marriage is made of trust & understanding
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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Golden rule to be happy with man/woman
Golden Rule:-‘To be happy with a man,love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her ”
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Desperate to get married
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in&Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Before marriage, After marriage
*Love b4 Marriage*Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe