Exam SMS

A genius is a person….
A GENIUSIs A PersonWho Can Do For$1 What Any Fool CanDo For $100″
-As Such V CompleteSyllabus In 1 Day,That LecturersTry In 1 Semester !!
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What’s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??It is: sittin in d exam hall,holdin d question paper in handn tellin ur self“dude,dnt worry.Exams wil get postponed!”
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eXams are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,at the paper u stare;the answer is nowhere,which makes u pull ur hair.The teachers make u glare,the grades r not fair,but just like the past 20 yrs,WE DONT CARE !!
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Good news for Karachi University students
Congratulations!Good news for Karachi University studentsExams of Uni have been postponed upto juneTo confirm goto sitewww.stop dreaming & start studying.com
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Stop only when we enter the examination hall
Human brain is the mostoutstanding object in world.It functions 24 hours a day,365 days a year.It functions right from the time we are born,and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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My nights are going sleepless
My nights are going sleepless,my days are going useless.So I asked GOD,“is this love?”GOD replied,“no dear, result is near”
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Kehdo un parhne walon se
Kehdo un parhne walon se,Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
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To accomplish great things
To accomplish great things,We must not only act,But also dream,Not only plan but also believe,Best wishes for your exam.
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Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends- Too many questions- Difficult to understand- More explanation is needed- Result is always fail!
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SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees toproduce the amountof paper that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noblecause of saving trees.SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.2 Difficult to Understand.3 More Explanation is Needed.4 Result is always FAIL!
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Rain of summer, snow of winter
Rain of summer, snow of winter,grace of autumn, glory of spring,May beauty of every seasongive ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.Good luck & all the best
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Why student fails ?
WHY STUDENT FAILSundays-52 in a year,Days left 313Summer holidays 50,Days left 2638 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 1411 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 1262 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81Exams days 35 days,Days left 46Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Excitement in Examz!!!…
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Probability of a topic
“The probability of a topiccoming in exam increases exponentially,if one decides to leave the topic completely….”
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Lovely & Horrible days in my life
Lovely days in my life :Childhood days,School days&collage days,
Horrible days in my life :“only exam days”
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HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Newton’s 4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-every book will continue to be at restor covered with dustuntil someexternal or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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Best of luck in your exams
All i want you is to be courageousBe calm andbe self equipped with facts and figuresto conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams