Funny SMS

Difference between Friend & Wife
Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend“U r my Best Friend”But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife“U r my Best Wife?”
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Miss use of english
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not ClearSo da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard&said:“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
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Fact about women
Fact about women:They can see a hair of a girlon their husband’s coat from 20 meters,but can’t see a pillar from 2 meterswhile parking a car . . .
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How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
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Read this scary story if you dare
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.On a rainy day,an old man was standing with a book for sale.A young man came to buy.He bought the book for Rs.3000.Old man advised“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page....But,after a week,Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see.................Retail Price: Rs 30/-
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Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical ExamExaminer showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s nameSardar:I dont knowExminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
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I almost cried
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really touching na?I almost cried;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…still he was in jail…….why?coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
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1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,woh usko pakar k kha gaya!
Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:.....Khareedo gay?:D:D:D
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1 ladki k saath ghoomay to
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,wen i m happy no 1 c my smilelekin…sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomayto sab dekh lete hai..
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Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory..AND..My FANS use it 4 reading my messages.....Oh….u toooo?
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Imagine world without girls
Imagine world without girlsroads sunsan markets viranna janu na janna koi girl friend k liye preshanbas namaz & quran&sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam
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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
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Do u want to hear a dirty joke
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?...Are you sure?...Ok, here you go…...A white horse fell in the mud
What is a adult joke?
Sardarji was asked,what is a adult joke?
Reply cameany joke which is eighteen years old.
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Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dreamThat u were sending meJewelry and clothes!Husband: yeah, I sawyour dad paying the bill !!!
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Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay
Hoslay saray azma baithay,Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,
Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
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I just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….I just miss u …..Whenever i miss u ….I just wanna See u ….Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
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Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
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Difference between Husband & gadha
Difference between Husband & gadha.
Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,butGadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
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Taste this SMS
Taste this SMSDid u feel da taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,is HONEST.A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,is WISE.A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,is a HUSBAND.!
Recently fired stock trader
A recently firedstock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…I have lost everythingandI still have my wife…”
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A person who keeps on talking…
Teacher : What do you call a personwho keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
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Cant lie till Z
A : u r ActiveB : u r BestC : u r CuteD : u r my DearestE : u r ExcelantF : u r alwayz FirstG : u r GreatSorry cant lie till Z…
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Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Wife:What is 10 years with me?Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.Husband:Wait a second
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How do u spell crocodile
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrongJOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said,“We want 2 disturb some good person.”I suggest them your name.They said,“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:Roses are red, sky is blue,O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:Roses are dead,I have flu,don’t come near me,Paray hatt tuu,
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Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par
kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,
uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha
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The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.
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Wife came home with a goat.
Wife came home with a goat.Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
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Rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tumkio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
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Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai
Tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nahi hai ,Tere sang ho zindagi aisa bhi koi scene nahi hai,
Iss dunya mein, tum he sab say haseen homein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
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Is liye farz tha aap ko batana
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,Apna samjho ya baigana,
Hamara aapka rishta he purana,Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,
kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!
jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
God has given many qualities to you
God has given many qualities to you,Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,And many more……this is call as“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
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Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”“Dard-e-bhutto”Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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U r a nice person…
U r a nice person…but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…1st. pray to God so that u can live….2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
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Why did u shoot ur wife ?
Judge:why did u shoot ur wifeinstead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,it’s easier to shoot a woman once,than shooting one man every week.
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A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
Teacher : Correct the sentence,“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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yesPillow is like a true love
True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.Want True Love?Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Before and after marriage
Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?He: No! don’t even think about itShe: do you love me ?He:ofcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!She:can I trust u?He:yes..She: Darling!
After marriage…Now simply read from bottom to top
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 yearsYr 1.JanuYr 2.O G.Yr 3.Sunte ho?Yr 4.O bunty k pappaYr 5.Kahan mar gaye?Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,“damn I am really so cute”u will overcome your sadness.But don’t make this a habit…..Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Man : How old is your father?
Man : How old is your father?Boy : As old as me.Man : How can that be?Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Man needs a poison
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate...Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Was my fault…
Last night was my fault,my wife asked,“what’s on the TV?”and ….. I said, “dust!”
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Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught FireIt took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemenunder control.
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What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference betweena Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,?A car is too dear andA monkey is U dear.
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Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience
Husband:u will never succeedin making that dog obey u!Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
was a fool when I married you.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowbut I was in love and didnt notice.
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What happens when a lion roars thrice?
What happens when a lion roars thrice?-----Think-----Any guess?-----Ok i will tell you..-----Tom & jerry cartoon begins!
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Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
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When u feel lonely and alone
When u feel lonely and alone& cannot see any one around you,the world seems to be fading away,come along with mei’ll take u to an eye specialist !!
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Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
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Roses r lal skies r nila
Roses r lalskies r nila,ur brain is like khali patila.Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses r redskies r blue,I born smartwhat d hell hapened to u.
Thora sa or bura manlo :p
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Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maangoGirl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange MoreWife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
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Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogaye
Khuda ke Ghar say Kuch Gadhey farar hogayekuch to pakray gayaikuch hamare yaar hogaye

It’s too tight
Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal:Push it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is liver & wife is kidney.If liver fails, kidney fails.If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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Mental hospital is not so far
Twinkle Twinkle little star,You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,Mental hospital is not so far.
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Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
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I say she’s no good!
Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything!Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
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Never KISS a lady police
Never KISS a lady police,She will say, hands up.
Never KISS a lady doctor,She will say, Next please
Always KISS a lady teacher,She will say, repeat it 5 time
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Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,
ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
What is the difference between monkey and donkey
What is the difference betweenMonkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message&Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs……..:p
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There’s a bomb in my garden!
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims itWithin three days, you can keep it.
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......Books And Study
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Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna
Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
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Any boyfriend before marriage
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
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if sumone calls u crazy
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute”....lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai
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Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
Jab sey tumhain jana hai,jab sey tumhain paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,Ta k poochhu rab say....ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
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What’s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??It is: sittin in d exam hall,holdin d question paper in handn tellin ur self“dude,dnt worry.Exams wil get postponed!”
Husband aur wife in hotel
Husband aur Wife Hotelme gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
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All flowers are sweet but
RoseLotusTulipOrchidSunflowerJasminLillyAll flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,Kyun KGobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
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If Malika plays roll of Draupadi
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?
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3 Movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday &I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Aisi apni wife ho
Aisi apni wife ho
aisi apni wife ho5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight hochehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light houmer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite hoto mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife hosarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white homake up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoonaankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight hoaisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..
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Girls of 1995 & 2007
GIRLZ OF 1995*“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM”
GIRLZ OF 2007*AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM
Sardar was busy removing a wheel
Sardar was busy removinga wheel from his auto.A man asks sardar why areyou removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Impact of Movies
Impact of Movies:
Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student:- He is the one who helpedMunna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
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Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
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1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend
One boy went to meet his girlfriendwhen he came back at homemom askedkahaan gaey they ?boy:us se milneymom: kis liye?boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D
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Kissing ur wife in ur home….
A man to Santa:Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.Santa rushes home and came back withinhalf an hour and slapped the manand said:“He’s not my friend.”
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Sardar Joined a new job
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
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Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai
I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…(My neighbour say all this to me)
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Aamir khan in lagaan
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
Far sighting of an old man
Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench.A young boy came to him and asked the time.Old man refused to tell the time.Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again.Boy asked the reason?Old man said if i tell you the time,then you will ask about me,my name,job etc.Then i will ask about you,both of us will be frank.By chance you may get the seat with me.Then you may get down at my station.My daughter will come to receive me.She will meet you. She is beautiful.You may fall in love with her,she too.Then she may insist to marry u, even may threaten me.And i am sorry thatI dont want such a poor son in lawwho hasn’t his own watch to see the time.
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ATM Jammed because of …
Breaking NewsATM @ Gulshan-e-Iqbal Is Jammed &Not In Working Condition...Because...Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin In MachineWhen It Said”, Enter Ur PIN”
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Caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife TinaBoy2.Oh! I know herBoy1:How?Boy2:v were caught sleeping togetherBoy1:What the hell?Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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jeevan me ………
jeevan me paise, pyaar, dost,sab kuch aata hai jaata hai,par tode gaye daant phir nhi aate,samajhdar ho ummeed hai msg bhejte rahoge.
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Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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World shortest jokes
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful.:-P
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Girl fully exhausted
A young girl after her honeymooncame fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told mehe has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Future plans of childrens
Future plans of childrens:Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
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Perfect hearing aid
A man was telling his neighbor,?I just bought a new hearing aid.It cost me four thousand dollars,but it?s state of the art. It?s perfect.?
?Really,? answered the neighbor .?What kind is it??MAN:?Twelve thirty.?
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I always think about U.
I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m very desperate for U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.That’s all what my mama say to me:p
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If you are …….. Congrats u r Pakistan
If:-R u emotionally dumbedCreatively challenged?Artistically void?Socially hopeless?And financially desperate?
Congrats you are aPAKISTANI!
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Best ever advice!
Choose four
Select three
Love two
And
Marry one
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Ur Single Smile
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
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Aik Pagal dusry se
Aik Pagal: “Mujhe Katrina ne shadi k lye haan bol di hai”
Doosra: “Dikha di na usne apni auqat.Main bhi itni asani se tallaaq nahi dunga.”
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Ants will finish you
a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..u r very handsome.u r very cute.u r very sweet.ooph…….sorry.i can’t call u sweet….because ants will finish u.
Positive thinking poem
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the skyDroping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
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Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…
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Pappu can’t dance sala :p
Can u dance????No!...Sure...Just try it...Sure u cant...That means u r pappu!!!...Because pappu cant dance ..
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Differentiate wife and mother
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”&After MarriageWe Sleep With Our “WIFE”
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Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF& He Loses His Memory.Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
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Meant by I Miss you
Teacher: what is meant by“I MISS YOU”....Pathan: Is ka matlab hai“Mein tumhari miss hon!”
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This is men’s world
When a girl falls downShe is helped by soMany peopleButWhen a boy falls downEverybody laughs
When a girl licksHer lipsShe is thirstyWhen boy licksHis lipsHe is tharki
When a girl smilesShe is considered cuteWhen a boy smilesHe is flirt
Still people sayThis is men’s world
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Sardar shopping early
Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, that’s not a crime,anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p