Politics SMS

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
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Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-AzamLiaqut Ali = Qaid-e-MillatFatima Jinnah = Madar-e-MillatPervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
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Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwater
Musharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”“Dard-e-bhutto”Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go,the scarcer it becomes.
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Promising young man should go into politics
A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.
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In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
In politics,your enemies can’t hurt you,but your friends will kill you.
The most cruel & wicked guy on earth
Devils went to Court to Provethat he is The Most,Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.
But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
posted in Funny SMS, Politics SMS
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat
M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-AzamLiaqut Ali = Qaid-e-MillatFatima Jinnah = Madar-e-MillatPervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
posted in Misc SMS Jokes, Politics SMS
Considering his achievements of
Considering his achievementsof creating shortage ofwheatgaspowersugarwater
Musharaf has been giventhe title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
posted in Politics SMS
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
“Dard-e-bhutto”“Dard-e-bhutto”Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,hui thi wo election main khari,,na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,Dil main hay mere“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.The higher up you go,the scarcer it becomes.
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Promising young man should go into politics
A promising young manshould go into politics so that he cango on promising for the rest of his life.
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In politics, ur enemies cannot hurt u
In politics,your enemies can’t hurt you,but your friends will kill you.
Pollution of democracy
The flood of moneythat gushes into politicstoday is a pollution of democracy.
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Politics is the gentle art of….
Politics is the gentle artof getting votes from the poorand campaign funds from the rich,by promising to protect each from the other.
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires
Good leaders are like baseball umpires;they go practically unnoticedwhen doing their jobs right.
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A good leader is a person
A good leader is a personwho takes a little more thanhis share of the blameanda little less than his share of the credit.
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Government is like a baby
Government is like a baby.An alimentary canal witha big appetite at one endand no sense of responsibility at the other.
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The more u observe about this Politics thing
The more you read andobserve about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each partyis worse than the other.
The one that”s out always looks the best.
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Those who r 2 smart 2 engage in politics
Those who are too smartto engage in politicsare punished by being governedby those who are dumber.
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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until
Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,or the holders of power…become lovers of wisdom.
The return of phoolan devi (bb)
On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!“The return of phoolan devi”,Directed by Condi Rice,Scripted in London &Produced by GHQ.Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),Character Actor:MusharrafSupporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,Dancer: Sherry,Music: MQM&Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
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Any party which takes credit for the rain
Any party which takes credit for the rain must not besurprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.-Dwight Morrow